(TWO COCKNEYS SIT IN A SPARSELY FURNISHED ROOM.)
1ST COCKNEY: Here.
2ND COCKNEY: What?
1ST COCKNEY: You hear the news?
2ND COCKNEY: Sometimes.
1ST COCKNEY: I mean today.
2ND COCKNEY: What’s that, then?
1ST COCKNEY: They been givin’ out the Nobel Prize.
2ND COCKNEY: Have they?
1ST COCKNEY: They have.
2ND COCKNEY: (AFTER A PAUSE) Which one?
1ST COCKNEY: What?
2ND COCKNEY: Which bloody prize?
1ST COCKNEY: Which prize?
2ND COCKNEY: That’s right.
1ST COCKNEY: You want to know?
2ND COCKNEY: It makes no difference to me.
1ST COCKNEY: But you’re interested?
2ND COCKNEY: I don’t bloody care!
1ST COCKNEY: (AFTER A PAUSE) You don’t?
2ND COCKNEY: Not especially.
1ST COCKNEY: I thought you might.
2ND COCKNEY: Well, I don’t. Nobody don’t.
1ST COCKNEY: (AFTER A PAUSE) I bet he does.
2ND COCKNEY: Who?
1ST COCKNEY: Him.
2ND COCKNEY: Which him?
1ST COCKNEY: The him what won it.
2ND COCKNEY: (AFTER A PAUSE) Oh. (PAUSE.) What did he win, then?
1ST COCKNEY: Who?
2ND COCKNEY: The fella that done won it. Which prize?
1ST COCKNEY: Lit’rature.
2ND COCKNEY: (PAUSE) You don’t say.
1ST COCKNEY: (AFTER A PAUSE) And he won it.
2ND COCKNEY: Did he?
1ST COCKNEY: That’s right.
2ND COCKNEY: Then, who’s he, then?
1ST COCKNEY: Who? Him?
2ND COCKNEY: That’s right.
1ST COCKNEY: He’s that fella.
2ND COCKNEY: Yeah?
1ST COCKNEY: The one what wrote those plays.
2ND COCKNEY: Which plays?
1ST COCKNEY: Oh, you know. All of ‘em.
2ND COCKNEY: Who? Shakespeare?
1ST COCKNEY: No!
2ND COCKNEY: He deserves one.
1ST COCKNEY: It’s not bloody Shakespeare!
2ND COCKNEY: (AFTER A PAUSE) Tell us, then.
1ST COCKNEY: Who? You?
2ND COCKNEY: Come on. Tell us.
1ST COCKNEY: Guess.
2ND COCKNEY: Give us a hint.
1ST COCKNEY: (AFTER A PAUSE) Pause.
2ND COCKNEY: (AFTER A PAUSE) Pause?
1ST COCKNEY: Pause.
2ND COCKNEY: Oh! Pause.
1ST COCKNEY: Pause.
2ND COCKNEY: Oh, what’s his name, then?
1ST COCKNEY: Who?
2ND COCKNEY: The fella. (PAUSE.) With the pauses.
1ST COCKNEY: That’s him.
2ND COCKNEY: Is it?
1ST COCKNEY: As far as we know.
2ND COCKNEY: What’s his name, then? Pinker?
1ST COCKNEY: What?
2ND COCKNEY: I said, “Pinker.”
1ST COCKNEY: (AFTER A PAUSE) Did you?
2ND COCKNEY: I did.
1ST COCKNEY: (AFTER A PAUSE) Pinter.
2ND COCKNEY: What?
1ST COCKNEY: His name.
2ND COCKNEY: Yes?
1ST COCKNEY: His name is (PAUSE) Pinter.
2ND COCKNEY: (AFTER A PAUSE) Are you sure?
1ST COCKNEY: Yes.
2ND COCKNEY: His name?
1ST COCKNEY: Yes.
2ND COCKNEY: Pinter?
1ST COCKNEY: Yes. (LONG PAUSE.)
2ND COCKNEY: Not Shaw?
1ST COCKNEY: Got his.
2ND COCKNEY: Did he?
1ST COCKNEY: Yes.
2ND COCKNEY: (AFTER A PAUSE) That’s good then.
1ST COCKNEY: Is it?
2ND COCKNEY: I suppose so.
1ST COCKNEY: (AFTER A PAUSE) Yes. I suppose so, too.
2ND COCKNEY: Well, you would. Wouldn’t you?
(THE LIGHT DIM TO BLACK.)
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